For at least one more week, this belt signifies.....
MY Dad's mustache is better than YOUR dad's mustache!
The Gambler reporting in that Bodoglife currents odds for the 5th annual HOBO Mustache Contest are...
Shankbone - 6-1
TheGregas - 5-1
Showstoppa - 10-1 Show gaining strength
Turdbisket - 10-1
Bibbles - 14-1 Blond mustache revolution losing strength
Jizzy Peaches - 15-1 Heard Jizzy sporting best ever
Chrissy Jones - 999-1
Giant - 4.5-1 Rumors of an appearance looming
Marbles - 25-1 Probably not making the contest
J Vatts- 5-1
Reuben - 80-1 Looking to concentrate on his mustache and not MC'ing this year
JJ - 5-2 mustache in top form, not sure if JJ has lips anymore
Gilemonster - 2-1
G-Baby - 30-1
Big T.O. - 45-1 best year for TO ever
Brownie - 8-1
Smokey - 3-1
Brady - 18-1
Cheeks - 5-1 Former champ losing ground
Sweet Pea - 14-1
Doosh Bawx - 9-1
Docter- 8-1
Scott- 13-1
COz-Money 4-1 The power of a red mustache....
In honor of the upcoming 5th Annual HOBO Mustache Contest to take place at the Bessemer VFW on November 26, Schick has decided to let you see how you will look with different styles of mustaches. It also gives you creepy googly eyes, which is really weird.
Go to the Schick Site and upload your picture to see yourself with a variety of 'staches. They don't have them all but they have a couple nice ones to choose from. If you create an account with the site you should be able to save your 'stache and paste the link here in the comments to show all of your fellow HOBOs.
Thank you to Schick for supporting the HOBO Mustache Contest.
The Gambler reporting in that Bodoglife currents odds for the 5th annual HOBO Mustache Contest are...
Shankbone - 7-1
TheGregas - 4-1
Showstoppa - 12-1
Turdbisket - 10-1
Bibbles - 12-1
Jizzy Peaches - 20-1
Chrissy Jones - 1,000-1
Giant - 6-1
Marbles - 20-1
J Vatts- 5-1
Reuben - 100-1
JJ - 3-1
Gilemonster - 2-1
G-Baby - 30-1
Big T.O. - 50-1
Brownie - 8-1
Smokey - 3-1
Brady - 18-1
Cheeks - 4-1
Sweet Pea - 14-1
Doosh Bawx - 9-1
Docter- 8-1
Scott- 13-1
Strangely enough, someone was running a hidden video camera at the Brown wedding reception. They caught this exchange between G-Mac and Shanimal. You can barely understand what they are saying (they were drunk), so the cameraman was good enough to subtitle the film. Thanks for the confidence, Shans!
Greetings to you from "The Science Works," a subsidiary of HOBO Science International. Now, you may all be familiar with our experiments that resulted in such miracle products as the HOBO Portable Mustache Device:
And, of course, the incredible miracle device now known to modern man as the HOBO Beer Goggles:
However, with the second season of "The Science Works" set to debut to the YouTube viewing public, your fateful scientists are facing a slight conundrum:
WE CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING NEW TO INVENT!!!
So, we ask you, our dear and loyal HOBOs, for suggestions as to what miracle devices should populate our lineup for this "The Science Works v2.0". If we pick yours, you'll get a free DVD of our adventures and the admiration of all your peers once these items become available for purchase.
Until then, HOBOS: To the Science Works!!!
In case you were having trouble getting inspired for the mustache contest, check out the link below.
Hey Hobos,
I just wanted to give everybody an update on what I'm up to. It's been nearly 6 months and I am finally done with my West Coast adventure. Monday is my last day of work, then I will be making the trip back to the Midwest.
These are a couple pictures from a trip I took to San Fransisco the other weekend. I got to walk the Golden Gate Bridge and check out some giant Redwood trees. I even drank a little sake in Chinatown. So all in all, it was a pretty decent time.
So now I'm going back to the O.NE for a couple days and then I'm off to yet another new state. My next stop will be the mystic Black Hills of South Dakota. I'll be starting a new job in Rapid City, SD and I should be there for the rest of the year.
But don't get too excited... I'm still planning on mustachin' up and being at the V on Nov. 26th. So watch out Cheeks Daddy. The 5th year could be the charm for this Croatian.
Word Life,
Hash
Introducing the newest line of products to hit the shelves of the Official HOBO Store....
The "I (KEY) HOBO" T-Shirts, Stickers, and Accessories!!!
Get them while they're hot. New York got nothing on us! Click Here to Visit the CafePress Store!
While you're at it, I've included some Graphics below for you to use...
Add them to websites, MySpace, whatever... Use the last one as a Buddy Icon on AIM, MSN, Yahoo... Just right click on them and Save.
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