Greetings to you from "The Science Works," a subsidiary of HOBO Science International. Now, you may all be familiar with our experiments that resulted in such miracle products as the HOBO Portable Mustache Device:

And, of course, the incredible miracle device now known to modern man as the HOBO Beer Goggles:

However, with the second season of "The Science Works" set to debut to the YouTube viewing public, your fateful scientists are facing a slight conundrum:

WE CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING NEW TO INVENT!!!

So, we ask you, our dear and loyal HOBOs, for suggestions as to what miracle devices should populate our lineup for this "The Science Works v2.0". If we pick yours, you'll get a free DVD of our adventures and the admiration of all your peers once these items become available for purchase.

Until then, HOBOS: To the Science Works!!!

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Greetings my benevolent HOBOs. As you know, HOBOnanza 2008 is less than 24 hours away from being officially upon us. The first official event on the docket is "The Gathering" to be held at the official headquarters of everyones favorite political regime: "The Brown Administration."

That being said, everyone's favorite (FAVORITE OR ELSE) first lady of destruction, the fabulous Ann Marie Brown, has imparted unto me the following information:

The following materials are being provided by the administration for the enjoyment of ALL HOBOs and friends of HOBO for their enjoyment on Saturday night beginning at 5:00 in the post meridian:

1. A moon-based laser cannon for the destruction of all enemies of HOBO or the greatest laser-light show EVER.
2. Hamburgers, hot dogs, Polish Sausage, and assorted meat products for grilling.
3. A grill, possibly nuclear powered. Unable to confirm due to the deaths of EVERY CIA agent sent to investigate within the last 10 days.
4. Food toppings such as beer soaked onions, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and the blood of the enemies of the state.
5. Desserts prepared by Ann Marie HERSELF for the consumption of ALL HOBOs in attendance up to and including brownies, cookies, and other bars of sweet destruction.
6. Tiki torches and lawn furniture to park your ass for the duration of the festivities.

I have also been informed that while these items will be graciously provided by our dark, omnipotent ruler AND Richard J. Brown, the following items are needed to complete the spread:

1. Salads (potato, leafy, human body parts, etc.)
2. Human sacrifice
3. Your own beverage selections such as beer and "other"
4. Giant mechanical androids programmed for world domination.

At that, I bid you all adieu for now, and hope to see each and every one of you...and more...at the Brown Administration's Doom Fortress, located at scenic 606 E. Longyear Street in Bessemer come 5:00PM Saturday.

HOBO Science out

Greetings once again from your friends over at "The Science Works." Let me ask you a question: Have you ever come across a situation where you really wanted a beer, but alas...no beer was to be found either in your home or on your person? Well, the good folks at The Science Works, working cooperatively with the HOBO Science Institute, bring you the latest development in science since the Portable Mustache Device(tm)! Rather than talk about it, we at The Science Works have put together another informative video for everyone out there, so without further ado...

Introducing to you, the consumer, for the first time ever:

The HOBO Beer Goggles!

Yes with this new development using incredible, fascinating, and highly confusing science, you never have to be without ice cold delicious beer EVER again! Be sure to check out our other presentations available at www.youtube.com/thescienceworks and tell your friends about us!

Remember: with science, the impossible...is EASY!

Greetings my HOBO brether and sisteren. Let me ask you a couple of questions:

Do you like science?
Do you LOVE mustaches?
Do you want to see a combination of science AND mustaches?

Thought so. If you said no, then shut up. For those of you who do, allow me to present to you the following presentation from our newest subsidiary, the HOBO Science Institute:

Yes! With the HOBO Science Institute's own "Portable Mustache Device (tm)", you no longer have to worry about an embarrassing, poorly formed mustache ever again! Be sure to tell your friends and share this video. It is TRUELY a miracle of science and technology!