As it was my birthday on the 13th, ReRe and I were feeling merry. We figured, what better to do with our after-bar time than to carol a cheerful HOBallad to our fellow HOBOs. For those who cannot fathom our drunken singing, here are our lyrics to "Jingle Bells: HOBO style"
Jingle Bells (insert HOBO here) smells
he/she needs to take a shower
consult T.O.
because he has
great displays of power
Did you know
that HOBO has no I in team
because our HOBO sister's name is
MOLLY KATHLEEEEEN!
So THAT is why I got a call at 3:30 in the morning at my brothers house. Very nice! I felt good that called me. Made me feel special. Now I find out that you two sang to everyone else. Thanks. All that uniqueness is now ruined. As for the rhyme, I think you need to ask Cheeks if he likes it. He is the best HOBO freestyle rapper by far.
Ha ha...I loved it, and the fact that it was shared among the crew makes it even better. Normally, when my phone rings at 4:30 a.m. (my time) it means either something really bad has happened or someone is really stunningly pissed off at me, but this time it was just a heart-warming musical greeting from my HOBO sisters :) Well done...
Ohhhh so THAT's what you two were singing. All I can remember is falling out of my bed when I heard my phone ringing, picking it up, and hearing two people singing some sort of jaunty tune in my ear. Noooooow it makes sense.
welp, brownie, all i can say is i'm glad you fell out of a bed and not out of a loft this time. lest we'd need to call in some serious HOBackup.
I know that if I have a missed call from 3 in da mornin that I will have a great voice mail to listen to.
Thank you HOBO ladies!
Shans-
I accept your challenge, the loser must motorboat the winner........
I am SO losing on purpose!
A.W. Schenk, Official Legal Counsel to HOBO
lose away...you're all mine....or perhaps i'm all yours
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