Greetings my HOBO brether and sisteren. Let me ask you a couple of questions:

Do you like science?
Do you LOVE mustaches?
Do you want to see a combination of science AND mustaches?

Thought so. If you said no, then shut up. For those of you who do, allow me to present to you the following presentation from our newest subsidiary, the HOBO Science Institute:

Yes! With the HOBO Science Institute's own "Portable Mustache Device (tm)", you no longer have to worry about an embarrassing, poorly formed mustache ever again! Be sure to tell your friends and share this video. It is TRUELY a miracle of science and technology!